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December 2011
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WatchA lot of those aren’t even innuendos, just taken wildly out of context. Others are fantastic. And the whole Lion King sex thing was actually supposed to be a joke by the special effects guys, writing SFX, they just goofed it slightly.
Barenaked Ladies- Bank Job
It should have been filled with the usual ones
Throwing their cash into mutual funds.
We all had our ski masks and sawn-off shotguns,
But how do you plan for a bank full of nuns?
Well I guess we panicked, we all have taboos.
They were like zebras, they had us confused.
November 2011
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October 2011
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AND THEN CONNOR ATE ALL THE FOODS
INTRO: So my the fancy food and wine club that my dad is in went to Sunda on Tuesday, and since the menu is largely seafood, my mom didn’t want to go, so I did! Sunda’s a super-hip-cool-hot-whatever Asian restaurant downtown. Also, it turns out that the fancy food and wine club people know absolutely dick about food and wine.
THE FOODS:
When we got to the restaurant we were shoved...
Don't you hate when... →
marckymarc:
Whenever you’re talking to your crush, & your friends are just sitting there looking at you like :
& You keep giving them the death stare like :
And your crush is just like :
Fuck all you guys at that party. You know the one
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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September 2011
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“A dictionary looks like a pretty big book, but if you really look at the pages,...”
– lady on the red line
marckymarc:
I heard the Trojan Bare-Skin condoms commercial before i saw it, so immediately i thought it was Bear Skin condoms.
Ditto. “I thought we got past the sheep skin thing.”
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August 2011
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